I don’t want a relationship with anyone who isn’t willing to marathon all of the Harry Potter movies with me.
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
|—||Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)|
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
if my tombstone doesn’t say “she went down swinging” I am resurrecting from the dead and fixing it myself
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story