Mentally Insane

dabblingwiththecaptain:

I don’t want a relationship with anyone who isn’t willing to marathon all of the Harry Potter movies with me.

v-mcmxcix:

goals 

suupersnek:

superpringle:

Quick Pringle, catch the stick!

OMG THE TONGUE OMGOMG

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.
Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

You are not accidental. The world needs you. Without you, something will be missing in existence and nobody can replace it.

Osho (via yogachocolatelove)

❉ butterfly effect! 

(via flypurely)

underthe-corktree:

if my tombstone doesn’t say “she went down swinging” I am resurrecting from the dead and fixing it myself

 - Everybody
247,636 plays

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

phanhattanphaggot:

life-is-your-restaurant:

who am i 

dan howell

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story